Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
You can leave the kitten away from the meat pie, but you can’t leave the pie away from the kitten.
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
You are always yours, others will give away.
I am lazy. I am fat. I am proud of that.
Garfield is certainly not born for pork rolls, but pork rolls must be made for Garfield.
Shh. Do not tell them that I have done a good deed, which will affect my image.
There are many more important things in the world than money, such as spaghetti.
It’s interesting to work. Especially watching others work.
Hard work does not lead to death. But I will not prove it by myself.
You brought an old and useless guy back, and not me.
If you don’t want to give anyone something to eat, you have to let it think of something.
The state of two people is unstable, and three people are!
The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
The stomach is not terrible. What’s terrible is that there are no good things in the stomach.
Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
This hamburger is delicious, but not as good as the first eight.
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
ODI, let’s go eat ice cream, but you have to watch me eat.
A beautiful lady told Jon that you were so cute, and you asked me what was wrong.
Love your neighbor, but don’t get caught.
Don’t wait for tomorrow to make excuses.
I want you to know that you are the most important person in my life.
If you can’t defeat your enemy, join them.
With spaghetti, who will eat mice?
Love is photogenic. It needs time in darkness to develop..
Are smart people unmarried? It’s hard for married people to be smart again.
The trouble with chocolate is that if you eat it, it will be gone.
ODI, let’s go and buy one or nine hamburgers for dinner.
No, fruit cake! This is one of the three things I don’t eat. The other two are raisins and snails.
Besides eating and sleeping, there should be some other meanings in life, but I don’t think so.
Spoil me, love me, feed me, do not hate me.
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
Love comes quickly, but pork rolls are eternal.
Money is not everything. Sometimes credit cards are needed.
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.